Obviously

I have no idea what the hell I am doing. I was just suddenly SO DONE with That Shameless Hussy. It was cute while it lasted. It was a feisty persona. Awesome cover art. Made some very funny business cards on that persona. "Disappointing Masturbators Since 2013." "Participation Trophy Wife." I was ready for something … Continue reading Obviously

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Well

Now I've spent all day messing around on my new blog. Pretty sure I did something wrong. Pretty sure my site is going to self-destruct in about an hour. So I thought I'd give you a historical tour of my artwork. Because do you know how angry I am going to be if I lose … Continue reading Well

Meh

I wrote this in a satire class and have since decided it is amusing, but not worth any further revisions. Regarding This Year's Post Mid-Term Family Holiday Celebration November 6, 2018 Hello from Bob, Vickie, Jen and Alex! We know we are sending out our holiday letter a little early, but Thanksgiving is just around … Continue reading Meh

The Night Doorman

There is a jagged crack in the ceiling of this freight elevator; paint over a splintered fracture that buckles slightly in the center. Two pieces pushed together impatiently and then abandoned to decide for themselves how they fit. Hardly noticeable. A doorman runs the freight elevator even though it is automated. The day shifter runs … Continue reading The Night Doorman