I Am a Best-Selling Author

I am too! The first anthology in which I have the privilege of being included dropped on the 26th, and already it is first on Amazon in books about potty training. I'm secretly hoping it hits #1 for "Books About Unconventional Uses for Air Freshener" but it could be a minute on that. I KNOW … Continue reading I Am a Best-Selling Author

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My trip to Italy: An Interview

So I'm back from Italy. As I obligated myself to post once a month, this is my offering for April. Don't get too excited, it is fairly uninspired and I have rescued it from the trash twice, only because I don't want to start again. I am going to be in two upcoming anthologies, which … Continue reading My trip to Italy: An Interview

Eat, Swear, Loathe – Part 1: Preparing for my trip to Italy

  WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE? IS SHE TRYING TO CATCH THAT MAN WITH HER BREASTS? I am leaving for Italy in 19 days. I am being perfectly reasonable and not at all crazy about this.   I always have a little pre-vacay anxiety. Fear that I will get sick with something that … Continue reading Eat, Swear, Loathe – Part 1: Preparing for my trip to Italy

Probably Not the Only New Years Post You Will Read Today

OMG FUCK OFF 2018. Although I will admit that toward the end, because of midterms, you managed to somewhat elevate yourself and release us from the grip of the Human Centipede: Let's Make a Circle variety show that was 2018, there is still much work to do, and I am so ready to move on … Continue reading Probably Not the Only New Years Post You Will Read Today

Human

(Actual unoriginal magnet from my fridge.) I internalize negativity like my skin does sunlight - it doesn't take long to burn me and send me inside to sit in the dark hating everyone and everything. The internet is best experienced with a clear understanding that it is whole LOT of voices, millions, many of which … Continue reading Human