My Own Worst Frenemy

I just went back and read a few of my essays and while some are still funny *pats self on back*, I really do like this misanthropic groove. I’m starting to think it has become an excuse. The writing workshop did not solve all of my writing problems. But I did create a complete, mediocre … Continue reading My Own Worst Frenemy

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I’m Already Sorry I Wrote This

Why did I just renew That Shameless Hussy? WHY? WHY? The whole point of changing my blog name was because I didn't feel it accurately represented what I was trying to do, or who I was at 50 as opposed to when I started blah blah blah blah blah...yet I miss her. Ah well. So … Continue reading I’m Already Sorry I Wrote This

Eat, Swear, Loathe – Part 1: Preparing for my trip to Italy

  WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE? IS SHE TRYING TO CATCH THAT MAN WITH HER BREASTS? I am leaving for Italy in 19 days. I am being perfectly reasonable and not at all crazy about this.   I always have a little pre-vacay anxiety. Fear that I will get sick with something that … Continue reading Eat, Swear, Loathe – Part 1: Preparing for my trip to Italy

Probably Not the Only New Years Post You Will Read Today

OMG FUCK OFF 2018. Although I will admit that toward the end, because of midterms, you managed to somewhat elevate yourself and release us from the grip of the Human Centipede: Let's Make a Circle variety show that was 2018, there is still much work to do, and I am so ready to move on … Continue reading Probably Not the Only New Years Post You Will Read Today